stylinwho:

if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I

(Source: louhza, via perks-of-being-chinese)

shalaylee-nicole:

this is 1234567654654453% not ok.

(Source: frenchmystake, via perks-of-being-chinese)

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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(Source: guy, via tyleroakley)

sdzoo:

Get in my belly!

(Source: testinosmuse, via plsbeyonce)

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

(Source: spoopy-dad, via pizza)

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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(Source: memeousuji, via pizza)

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via pizza)

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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(via apohllo)

suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

(via tyleroakley)

dutchster:

when i finish my course assignment only to remember i have exams next week

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(via pizza)